cat Alex White

The man, the myth, the legend.

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Who is this non-mustachioed man? Is he a hero? a villain? a monster? a pitchfork-wielding townsperson? In short: maybe. You've stumbled across his website, either by accident or twist of determination — perhaps both. You're stuck here, however. Enjoy your stay.

If you're here, you're probably here for a reason — I have yet to see anybody find this site by accident, although I would be tickled if somebody did. The links on the left should help you find whatever you are looking for.

All original content on this site, unless otherwise noted, is copyrighted by me, Alex White. Feel free to ask me if you would like to reuse anything (images, text, code), but using my work without asking first isn't just illegal — it's unnecessary and, frankly, just a little evil.